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“Welcome!”
“By which we mean, ‘Welcome to our site maintenance page!’”
“Anyway. The site’s totally not working right now.”
“In case that wasn’t clear, that’s a stock photo of what you look like while the site’s totally not working.”
“That’s also what you look like while you’re reading about the site not working.”
“And, that’s also you being ‘patient’ about it.”
“So. You know. Thanks.”
“[Don’t worry. In case you missed anything, this page will reload in 30 seconds.]”
Double-credit for the page title, “Walgreens | Waiting Room.”](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrqkta0Vf61qz4rlzo1_500.jpg)
5 months ago
- “Welcome!”
- “By which we mean, ‘Welcome to our site maintenance page!’”
- “Anyway. The site’s totally not working right now.”
- “In case that wasn’t clear, that’s a stock photo of what you look like while the site’s totally not working.”
- “That’s also what you look like while you’re reading about the site not working.”
- “And, that’s also you being ‘patient’ about it.”
- “So. You know. Thanks.”
- “[Don’t worry. In case you missed anything, this page will reload in 30 seconds.]”
Double-credit for the page title, “
Walgreens | Waiting Room.”
